I will start!! People sometimes mispronounce words and give a strange meaning to the sentence. Last vacation course one of my students wanted to tell the class about a trip he took and started by saying: "When I was sexy..." everyone bursted in laughter, he swore he had said "when I was six!!" It does not matter, nobody believed him anyway!!
Your turn now!!!
Your turn now!!!
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Funny?!?
huahuahuahua...
It was today, in my TTC class.
I was teaching rooms in the home, and I said chicken while kitchen. Can you imagine?
It was so funny, because I didn't had in mind my mistake.
I said: "ok class, repeat: chicken" and the whole class laugh.
when I realized, I tried to talk correctly but I couldn't.
It is a totally king kong!!!!
I was on my last year of the high school, and i listened radio during the exercises because i had classes almost all day and everyday and it was getting me tired. In a biology's class the teacher (who has a very big ear) talked me that he wanted to know what i listened all exercises and i gave him the earphone. He listened and said that it isn't very interesting and continue the class, he is a very seriously teacher. But when i saw him in front of the classroom to correct the exercise the cotton of the earphone was on his ear and he didn't felt anything. He corrected two exercises with the students laughing and he didn't felt anything. We laughed a lot and we could see how small can be an earphone in that very big ear. He became very embarassed but he only smiled.
Daniel Gonçalves Antunes
Hi teacher Glória...
last semester on Aslan course I had a crazy teacher..just like you...oh..sorry..I meant "excentric"...(just kidding!)
I studied at saturdays afternoon and my teacher used to say that after 5 p.m. her brain didn't work very well...so, one day we were going to listen some conversation with the radio...but she wanted us to listen with the lihgts turned off so that we could concentrate more...then, there she goes...puts the cd in the radio and turns off the lights...we kept waiting for the song...but nothing...then suddenly she asks "Where is the player???"... ¬¬ ...everbody laughed a looot for a long time...I think her brain wasn't really working... today all the times we see her we ask "where is the player teacher???" :D
Hi teacher,
One day in my class a teacher was making a slides apresentation with a computer and a Datashow, about Brazil's History. He had not been relaxed, so he didn't sit until the end of the class. It was boring, nobody was understanding and everybody wanted go out earlier. When he had finished a half of the apresentation he decided to sit, but he didn't know the desk was broked. Everybody laughed for 5 min when he fell. and when he tried to stand up he pulled the cables of the computer and all the gadgets stoped to work. Everybody laughed more again. It was incredible. All students could go out earlier.
hehehehe
Bye Teacher!
Once in an electronic class, my classmates and I were trying to understand what our teacher was talking about... looking that expressions at the board
and listening the teacher but we were so confused.
So someone decided to buy peanuts, and we collected money from everyone and bought the peanuts (during the class)...
The teacher didn't care what we were doing, but the problem started when we began
to throw the peanuts in each other while the teacher was with the back turned to us.
He paid attention, turned fastly, and said
"What are you doing? What's it?" - Seemed angry
"It's peanut teacher" - Someone replied
"WoooW It's peanut?? Hm..." - Everybody stayed silent
And after when we though we were going to get out the class
he finnally said "Let me see it..." and he ate the peanuts with us, after it
everybody began to laught a lot...
Hi teacher!!
In the last May I went to Cutijuba Island with a group of friends. We were in a bar and restaurant every night, but one night i came back to the lodging early. In the morning, when i was going to have my breakfast I saw one of my friends "sleeping" on the floor.
I woke up him and he was completely drunk... I helped him and he slept in his bedroom.
When he woke up he told me that a gay put a "good - night Cinderela" in his drink. when he told me I laughed so much. And I remember this history I laugh again and he gets a little angry of me.
I had a friend very funny and loved to do imitations of teachers and to draw,he always arrived early before the class and he started make his perfomances,everyone was laughing in the room,.one day, one of the teachers he imitated, arrived early and sat back the room in order to correct some tests, as my friend came over and started to do imitations and jokes, some laughed, others were serious, until he noticed the presence of the teacher, were all in silence, the tone was pale, and then the teacher raised applauded, all volatile in laughing, most of the time but not the imitation of the face of scared that he did.
Iara
Hello teacher!
I remember one day in my class, I had a teacher that was very resort, she used to ring for us songs for we discuss about the lyrics. One day she put on the stereo an CD, but she doesn't pay attention to what CD she was putting on the stereo. When it started playing, was a funk, she put the wrong CD and we laughed for 5 minuts. Now, when she put a song for us, She check first what she is putting...
This class was very funny and I never forget it!
Hello teacher!
I remember one day in my class, I had a teacher that was very resort, she used to ring for us songs for we discuss about the lyrics. One day she put on the stereo an CD, but she doesn't pay attention to what CD she was putting on the stereo. When it started playing, was a funk, she put the wrong CD and we laughed for 5 minuts. Now, when she put a song for us, She check first what she is putting...
This class was very funny and I never forget it!
Hi Teacher!
On past past Friday (07-10-2009) I had, as usual, lunch at university. While I was staring out the window (those trees in the wind are very, very interesting to watch ... yes, they really are, at leastas long as they still have leafs), some girl walked up next to me with the lunch tray in her hands and asks me whether the place next to me is occupied and whether she disturbed me in doing something important or not.
I tell her that she could take not only the seat next to me but any other free seat at the table and that I was just staring out the window ... then she said that "it should be forbidden to disturb people while they're staring out of windows, that's when they realize that they're living in cages ... I'll just talk to you again somewhen, people who bother noticing that they're looking out of a window usually don't go anywhere else to have their lunch...", gave me a smile and walked on - and when I lose track of her I began wondering and continued gazing at the trees...!
it happened out of the class.
Glória and me asked the teacher to drink water and she said: - ok, faster.
We were on the corridor and I was falling in love with a monitor his name is Erick and We saw him into the multimedia classroom and he smiled for us, so Glória and me shouted loud and together, Glória runned in the same time and leave me alone and Erick thougth that just I was shouting and when I get into the class everybody laugth a lot because of the situation.
It was funny
Alexandre from conversation class.
I remenber when a student said that if he won 100 millions ofdoolars he'll buy the playboy's house and will be very "sexycesseful" .
hi teacher I remember that one day my classmates said a something funny, so everybody laughe but when I was laughing I beat my head on the wall and all laughed again include me!!!
kkkkkkk
bye teacher!!!
i think my classes with you teacher were very funny. I don't have ONE funny moment, but lots of them. One day, during the class a student in the class called Henrique(Tavinho) made such a stupid question that I can't remember now, so you called Luanna to slap his neck. Luanna was slapping strongly his neck for more than five minutes and Tavinho said(almost crying):"It doesn't hurt" so everybody including you laughed a lot and he didn't know why we were laughing
Tiago David from monday and wednesday classes 3:oo to 5:00
i think my classes with you teacher were very funny. I don't have ONE funny moment, but lots of them. One day, during the class a student in the class called Henrique(Tavinho) made such a stupid question that I can't remember now, so you called Luanna to slap his neck. Luanna was slapping strongly his neck for more than five minutes and Tavinho said(almost crying):"It doesn't hurt" so everybody including you laughed a lot and he didn't know why we were laughing
A funny moment!?
Difficult to tell only one...
This semester, we had so many funny moments that is very hard to choose, but I think the funniest moment was when you said:''In the United States there are two parties; the right and...''
''...the wrong.''I said
In that moment, everybody laughed a lot.Unforgettable.
Another funny moment was when Luana and Marília knocked on my neck for five minutes and it was not hurting.In the end,none of them made my neck hurt, and I had to give up with the game when Paulo offered to beat my neck.So funny...
2010-2
15:00 M/W
A funny moment? Ahahahaha
I have many memories! I remember when I was at the Saturday class and the Teacher divided the class in groups to talk about foods. And I always said to Teacher that I hate açaí, and she always said me ‘‘oh! Go hell, you don’t know what is really good!’’. After that, you opened the groups and started talk together, and then a boy or a girl said that didn’t like açaí too, and the teacher was surprised, so I stand up and with my eyes shinning I said “TEACHER, I’M SO HAPPY NOW, I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!’’ And everybody in the class started a laugh a lot.
Well, Let me see a funny moment in class, Actually are many.
But I chose the moment that wasn't happened to me.
Well, We were in class and we were doing the test, and Vitoria (a friend) was trying get the answer of test.
So she asked to Roberta:
Vitória : what is the answer ?
Roberta: letter C
Vitória: What?
Roberta: C
Vitória: what ?
Roberta: C
Vitória: what? I didn't listen.
So, Teacher Glória made a funny face and shouted '' God's sake, the answer is C ! Roberta is almost dying here.
And everybody in class laughed a lot.
By: Caroline Rebelo.
tuesday and thursday/ 15 hrs.
well this was a verry funny moment to me.
so my father told me once that a friend of him was talking to him and sundelly he asked where was the bathroom and my father said "is upstairs" the guy went upstairs and came back very fast asking "what door" and my father said "the secon one" but the guy cant handle the number 2 anymore and did everything in the ground. When my father this history I laughed a lot
oh i almost forgot i am marcio from monday and wenesday class from 5:00 to 7:00 PM. hungs
a funny moment that I spent
aslan was in the ninth level
when the teacher held a
execicio conversation
simulated a scene where a boy
father would say to their sexuality
that being chosen to play the role of the boy I was.
and had to improvise lines and interpret the situation
and it was very funny, the guys in the room had fun with the situations
and was a very good exercise.
;)
The teacher Gloria is a very funny person so, is impossible there is any boring class.
In my opinion, one of the most funny moments in class was when Gloria danced to us!
In that day was happening the oral test and a student talked about Beyoncé, so the teacher Gloria said that she hates Beyoncé and she has a bad dancing, then Gloria started to dance "Single ladies" saying that she dances much better.
This was a pretty funny moment!
Lívea Colares
Friday, 14:30 h
In this semester we could learn many things with teacher Gloria...
But, one day, when we were presenting a biography about someone, a student enter the room and the teacher asked him if he had changed of class and he answer "yes", so he sat down and watched many presentations. When a student began to talk about Michael Jackson Rafael started laugh and said
that the guy was in a wrong class, because he was from the fourth level! Everybody laughed!
Before the guy go away he said:
"Oh! Because of this I wasn't understanding anything!"
Poor guy!
Luciana Colares
Friday, ninth level, 14:30 h
Ok, Funny Moments??
Oh...I remember two!
- A funny moment is when you said for Luan cut your hair.
Theacher, He said that if he passed this semester...He will cut his hair!
- Other was in Fair Culture, That Gabi put the "fita" in Caio's face and drew the eyes and mouth in the "fita".
Sorry theacher I don't know how to speak "Fita" in English.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
This moment are so funny!!
So, This is one of many funny moment in class..
Wilson Pantoja - Tuesday and Thursday - 15h.
Funny And Memorable
American School Of Languages
Everything happened in the classroom, working on one of the Countries of the World Cup and our class would talk about South Korea. Our living room was all decorated, signs were posted on the wall, and each group was explaining his party searched. I had already explained my part, but paid much attention to the subject of other teams, when suddenly I heard a few laughs I looked to my right and saw the whole Caio gagged ... The first thing that came in mind was the image of the Slave Anastasia and I confess that I did not pay attention to anything else, lost concentration at work and could not stop laughing. It was so hard to control, but admits that Caio is a clown ... I know who did this to him, that’s why he did not want to disrupt the moment of explanation of his colleagues. Just now, I know that image will be engraved in my mind and it will be as the better and strong memory of this semester! It was so nice to be this class and have a dear teacher like Glória!
Thanks for all, GOD!
Claudete Souza
9 Th level- T/T
15:00h
Funny moments happen suddenly that when we observe the class finished and we laughed since beginning the class.
In 9th level, we Gloria’s student can participate the same moments!
For example, the first class when beautiful teacher talked about her name. Gloria do Socorro Cruz and because that she is frustrated, beyond she lived castaway moment calling wilsoooooooon all time.
Other funny moment that we laughed very much was when Gloria listened first time bicicletinha music, because who is Gloria’s student know that brega or any other kind of crazy music, Gloria hate!! And she did choreography was great!
So, who is gloria’s student know and live intensely funny moments as that and many others that happened during one semester.
"For the good of life is to laugh! "
Gabriella Pinagé T/T 15:00
Hello teacher!!!
the funny moment this semester was when the teacher gloria shouted wilsoooonnnn.
And so when the teacher gloria pertubation Luan for cut your hair and he said that just cut if passed for tenth level.
okosokoksoakooa.
The nineth level was very cool, I loved teacher gloria that forced me The talked just english.
Ted Wilson B. Junior
9 Th level- T/T
15:00h
Hi teacher :D
We had a lot of funny moments in the ninth level, but what I remember most was laughing on the day when we were talking with the teacher Gloria on the songs that were a hit today and what it takes to be famous, and we get to mention the lyrics that are really funny.The teacher Glória even imitating Beyonce sangs The Single Ladies.
Not forgetting when the teacher sent the whole time Luan haircut.
I will Miss those moments.
kisses :*
Luanna Q.Costa
ninth level 15:00 h
well teacher, things that i think are so funny in our classes happen when we (the students)are presenting the fair culture and i began play and talk to Laurinha and she cant´t pay attention to explanation of othres groups and she became very angry and put a tape in all my face and people suddenly began laugh too much and you teacher, permited Laurinha did it with me. ashuhauhsuahsuhs!!!
REALLY IT WAS SO FUNNY!
AND
I can´t talk about wilsoooooonnnnnnn
OR
Luan, i will bring a scissors and cut your hair.
Thanks to nineth level!!!!!
Caio Henrique S. Silva
9 Th level- T/T
15:00h
heeeey teacher gloria!!!!
When i think about funny moments i can just remenber the day when we were in class doing nothing so somebody put a ringtone called ''the rose poem'' which was very funny and then everybody starts laughing and teacher gloria wanted this ringtone and the cricket ringtone, because she wanted to use it to wake her up in the morning,huahuahua
That day was really very funny
oh i almost forgot!!
I'm Lukas kawaguchi from 9th level
T/T 17:00 to 19:00
I was in the bus last year with my boyfriend we were sitting next to collector and my money fell down rolette and he was to take in the moment a fat woman was passing he head stuck in the roulette the woman was going to end he brings forward to head arrested.finnaly he can leave.
By.PÂmela Torres 9° level
It is very funny moment to remember, but not to live... A day, I was going to university. I came in the bus, took my wallet to take the money and pass on the roulette bus, but he didn’t have change, 10 centavos, and ask me 15 centavos. All right, I had, but I had to take it on my wallet that was on my backpack. The problem was that I was with a very big book on my hand, and I had to sustain it. First I put between my legs, after I tried to put on the floor. Ok, I take the money, but my travel wasn’t finished. I had to take that book on my hand for some moment, and that moment was terrible. The book was falling, and I was falling too. I can’t sustain me, and nobody help with it. After some time, a girl helped me and took the book.
The most funny was when I told it to my friends, I act the scene, I can’t stop to laugh, neither them.
Giovanni Gomes
Funny!!!
Happened a funny situation with me, when i worked in the church,because i will do cathechize and i sang too.So, one day i stayed in the church conversation with me my friend in the time of the mass,i wasn't pay attention in the mass.Well, i looked for everybody and i see one man taking hand the another man.So, i thought that was the time of the "Peace of the Christ" and i began to say "Peace of the Christ" for all the people that was around me.But my friend didn't understand my act.So, she looked at me and said me: Lorena are you ok? The funny part is that wasn't the time for to say "Peace of the Christ".So,she think that i was crazy.I remember that the same time i sit down,looked my friend and said to her "OH!MY GOSH!" and after i started laught a lot, and said for myself "WHAT A SHAME!"
For me this situation was terrible. huahuahuah...
in a day, me and 2 friends went from the comercio and bet on who would receive more pick up lines on the street.The idea was to counter, who received more pick up lines was more demoralized. Was a incrible and funny day heheh
Well, the first was very simple...
the guy said: Oh my gosh! that girls.
no ponts
the second boy: i want this japa in my house!
a point for my friend, and i and my other friend laught so much.
but my points appeared...
we walked and a stranger boy appeared... he looked for me and waved so much, i looked for him, and i think"i know this boy?" and waved too, but him shouted: "BEAUTIFUL" I blushed and my frieds... laught laught laught...
we walked and the points appeared appeared, but when we think that we heard everything
a men said:" oh gosh!opened boxes of barbies!"
i never laught so much in life.BOXES OF BARBIES.
and from the finish the funny's day, i had 3 points my friend 2 and other friend 3.
we walked in line,in the front was my frieds, and a men said for me:hey big mother-in-law!
i look for him and said:
mother-in-law?
well i lost after that.
beatiful girl?? noooooo!!!!!i'm a mother-in-law
;D
Of all times, intensely enjoy with my classmates and our teacher, however, which I liked best was the fair of culture, that was one of the moments that the class is more meetings, all without exception participated; filled balloons, we gifts; pasted posters and other things such as we play and laugh a lot, so it was very fun, but what a shame that today our teacher was not very good (only for us, I think she also liked). Was one of the most special days for me.
Of all times, intensely enjoy with my classmates and our teacher, however, which I liked best was the fair of culture, that was one of the moments that the class is more meetings, all without exception participated; filled balloons, we gifts; pasted posters and other things such as we play and laugh a lot, so it was very fun, but what a shame that today our teacher was not very good (only for us, I think she also liked). Was one of the most special days for me.
Student: Larissa Silva de Lima.
Shift: Saturday morning.
Classroom: 105
Of all times, intensely enjoy with my classmates and our teacher, however, which I liked best was the fair of culture, that was one of the moments that the class is more meetings, all without exception participated; filled balloons, we gifts; pasted posters and other things such as we play and laugh a lot, so it was very fun, but what a shame that today our teacher was not very good (only for us, I think she also liked). Was one of the most special days for me.
Student: Larissa Silva de Lima
Shift: Saturday morning.
Classroom: 105
When the classes began, I thought I would be crazy, with the velocity of the teacher adn the book's methodology. But, I was very fond to know you Gloria, and all my classmates.I've learned a lot with all of them!
And I am very happy to have had the chace to have you as my teacher, because you are a great professional, keeping all of us turned on, eve when the tiredness is present!
Thank you, Gloria, for everything!!!
Student: Andrea Rocha
Book 6
when i went to the movies with my friends, my friends stopped to buy nachos, but i entered to the movies room because the movie had begun. when my friends arrived one of them fell in the stairs and all of nachos fell on the floor with him, and everyone laughed. And i dont knew what do: if i called him or if i remain stopped and pretending that no knew him
but my other friend turned on the light of his phone and i said: i'm here, turn off the light
student: Fábio Vieira
level: basic 4
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